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1. A Harley-Davidson trailer with these words painted on the back: "When this tailgate drops, the bullshit stops," and "If your [sic] weak, say your [sic] weak. If your [sic] scared, call the police." 2. A bumper sticker that said "Happiness is loving a ferret" on a car whose license plate read "FERRET." 3. Three teenagers who had apparently just come from the Krazy T-Shirt Shoppe, whose shirts said "What would Jesus do ... for a Klondike bar?" and "Stop reading my shirt" and "Cancel my subscription, cuz I don't need your issues!" CUSTOMER: I'm looking for books of riddles. ME: Okay. If you go down that aisle and take a right, the humor section is in the corner, and there will be some joke books there. CUSTOMER: No, I'm not looking for jokes. I'm looking for riddles. ME: [waiting for the woman to say "just kidding." She does not] ... Riddles are jokes. CUSTOMER: Really? Are you sure? ME: ... Yeah. I'm pretty sure. |