Nolan, a band with which I am sometimes affiliated, entertained the New Year's crowd at Gabe's with a whole set of Rush covers.

We made $30.

Nolan: coming to a high school talent show near you.

"What's that?"
"This? This is beer."
"Awesome! I want some!"

We sometimes worry about Dino because he's so shy.

"NOISEMAKERS!"

"NOISEMA�"
"Yeah. Okay. I get it."

I include this picture in order to illustrate my theory that the universe is held in balance only by a critical ratio of 1 smarmy bastard to every 2 spazzing retards.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now let's never do this again.