The rules:
1. There is no Jackson.
2. There is a reaction.
3. Here is my reaction.
4. Is possible.
5. Nice guys have reactions.
6. How is possible? (see #4)
7. Do you want to see my reaction? (if so, see #3)
8. My name is not Jackson. (see #1)
9. When there is more than one reaction, there are reactions.
10. Here is my reaction.