We're really doing it!

Nolan's new album is slated for release on January 34th, 2018. We're really excited about this one; it could be the watershed that critics have been hoping for after our last album, which doesn't exist because we've only been a band for a year. The album, tentatively titled Gone Fishin', is going to be the bomb. I don't want to say too much about it because I might jinx it and get the release date set back even further. But I will provide a super-exclusive track listing. Here goes:

1. Barf Bag
2. I Love The Internet!
3. Knock On Wood
4. That's Fake Wood; You're Fucked
5. Babies Having Babies, It Just Ain't Right
6. American Highway Dream Road
7. A Bit Of Hair
8. Our Aerosmith Song, Except Not Shitty
9. You Snooze, You Lose
10. So Long, Dickhead!

Heck, we're just proud to be sharing a label with one of our favorite bands, Andy Dick and The Bitches of the Century!

I have also been given the "all-clear" (that's musician parlance for "all-clear") by Dino to show you this super-exclusive preview of our super-ultra-exclusive cover art. Man, when we asked Adam to come up with something "cock-shittingly awesome" we never knew he would not only meet, but exceed, our expectations for design excellence! Kudos to you, Adam!

(One of the items above is honest-to-god, I'm-not-making-this-up true. Guess which one, mail your answer to me, and I'll reply in 6-12 months with a form letter about how much I love my new life in AmeriCorps.)

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