Last night I saw two people having sex on the hood of a car, several people on stretchers being loaded into ambulances, heard one explosion, and saw the following costumes: several Ghostbusters, a sexy-as-hell Margot Tenenbaum, a priest being fellated by a small boy, Mr Orange from Reservoir Dogs, a menstrual period, Vincent and Jules from Pulp Fiction, a Rubik's Cube, an Oreo cookie, foliage, KISS, Josie & The Pussycats, a pop star and her sleazy manager, two equestrians, a Native American, and the Village People. I was able to sing on key during "Hold Me Now," and I stayed sober while pounding Red Bulls.

Nolan tour wrap-up:

OFFICIAL ALBUM: The Love Below, Andre 3000
OFFICIAL MOVIE: Lost In Translation
OFFICIAL INTERSTATE: I-95
OFFICIAL BEER: Yeungling
OFFICIAL BASSIST: Chris Ellis
OFFICIAL RAP ALTER EGO: Russell Sprouts
OFFICIAL TV SHOW: The Family Guy
OFFICIAL CELL PHONE SERVICE: Sprint
OFFICIAL PRE-SHOW SONG: "Hey Ya!" by Andre 3000
OFFICIAL POST-SHOW SONG: "Valley Winter Song" by Fountains Of Wayne
OFFICIAL TUNNEL: Lincoln
OFFICIAL BRIDGE: George Washington
OFFICIAL COMPLIMENT: "Hey ... awesome."
OFFICIAL BOROUGH: Manhattan
OFFICIAL WEIRDO: Mark Mallman
OFFICIAL SINGER/SONGWRITER: Josh Rouse
OFFICIAL DCFC OPENING ACT: The Long Winters
OFFICIAL DOG: Cosby
OFFICIAL CAR PART: U-joint
OFFICIAL TOUR MOTTO: "Lend me some sugar ... I am your neighbor!"
OFFICIAL FRAT HOUSE: Delta Upsilon
OFFICIAL COLLEGE: Allegheny College, Meadville PA
OFFICIAL GAME: Blackjack
OFFICIAL QUOTE: "What I'd really like to do tomorrow is grab my acoustic, go down to the pond and just play for a while, but I know I'll probably just masturbate and then pass out." (Chris Ellis)

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