Today's installment of "Appreciating The Slightest Bit Of Entertainment At My Otherwise Boring Job":

So I'm looking at the file for a plaintiff who works at a casino in Vegas. The establishment's name? "Slots-A-Fun".

That just about made my day.

Also had a co-worker say "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays" at lunch. Fortunately, he was being facetious, or he'd have a plastic spork protruding from his eyeball right now.

Transcript of voicemail left by Win �Drunk Dial� Rosenfeld, 10 April 2004, 04:53 EST:

Hey. Um, I just think ... you know, I just think it�s convenient that you waited till you were in your mid-twenties to change your name to Jake. You know, because ... look, I�m not gonna shout you out on this or anything thing, but ... By my lights, it seems like maybe it might have had something to do with ducking Jake �The Snake� Roberts comparisons ... Maybe you were a little afraid of that, you know, as a kid, you know, so you didn�t want to deal with those kind of schoolyard antics. So you�re like, �Well, I�m just gonna be JP, wait till all that fucking pro-wrestling bullshit blows over, then, you know, change my name.� This is a theory about that. ... All right. Well. Good man. Love Rotation, by the way. All right. Be good. Drive safe. Good man.

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