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I was having a bad day today. By the time I took my lunch break, my inevitable mid-day slump had left me exhausted, bored, and hungry. Bypassing the cafeteria in my building, where I usually eat but which, of late, had not been offering any terribly appetizing options, I instead wandered outside to try and find not just food but reading material as well, since I'd left my book at home. In the course of my three-block walk to Border's, I found myself cursing everything: the heat (84 degrees and it's almost October? Are you kidding me?), slow walkers, and the anti-choice protesters in Daley Plaza with their huge full-color posters of aborted fetuses. There was nothing at Border's that piqued my interest, so I walked back toward my building, resigning myself to a Jimmy John's sandwich along the way. I headed over to Waldenbooks to see if they had Harper's, having not seen it at Border's, when something in the front window caught my eye: it was Jon Stewart's face, an image that has never failed to provide solace, entertainment, and a heterosexual male's confident appraisal of an exceptionally handsome man. I had no idea he had a new book out, and I went inside to take a gander at the Daily Show "textbook" just released on Monday: America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide To Democracy Inaction. I didn't even have to see the the jacket blurbs ("'This is similar to my works in that anyone who reads it is sure to be an asshole for at least a month afterward.' �Ayn Rand") and the dedication ("To the huddled masses, Keep yearnin'!") to know it was worth the $18: Anything bearing Stewart's name was not not going to entertain me. Suddenly, my day was better. I went back outside, sat down with my sandwich and my new book, and prepared to laugh myself happy again. |