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... in which I, you know, cast a couple porn films.
13 October 2002

Man, it's late.

SOME NICKNAMES I WILL PROBABLY NOT ANSWER TO:
1. Tex
2. Juicy Pants
3. The Equalizer
4. Pope John Paul
5. Mans
6. The Eliminatorer
7. Kerouattack
8. Pretty Stupid Guy
9. Absolutely Wretched William
10. The Explodeningericon

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TURN MY FRIENDS' NAMES INTO GERUNDS:
1. Marking
2. Chrising
3. Winning
4. Jenning
5. Neiling
6. Leahing
7. John Wesley Wanningering
8. Ransoming
9. Lizzing
AND ONE ADVERB:
10. Emilyly

FIVE HISTORICAL FIGURES I WOULD CAST IN A PORN FILM:
1. Joan of Arc
2. Orson Welles
3. Sylvia Plath
4. Mary Magdalene
5. Julius Caesar

FIVE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS I WOULD CAST IN A PORN FILM:
1. Rosemary Hoyt (Tender Is The Night)
2. Tess of the D'Urbervilles
3. Cathy Earnshaw (Wuthering Heights)
4. Anyone from Shakespeare
5. Charlie Brown


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