My brother recently alerted me to this essay.

There are a number of salient points I could make in response to this piece, but I think I can distill them into three main ones:

1. This is fucking hilarious.

2. I do not know this person; I only know of her. I do not recall ever meeting her; nor would I recognize her was in the general vicinity.

3. I can kill people just by looking at them? Cool! Why haven't my powers been working on customers at my job?

4. See Salient Point #1.

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