1. Untitled
2. The canoe and the dog and the island
3. 718 East Alton Street
4. The ferry
5. 1998
6. Praying
7. First thought, best thought
8. Venn diagrams
9. Notes & errata
10. Varieties of disbelief
11. Shakespeare
12. Sunburns
13. Green Bay
14. 1998
15. The magnificent tree
16. Goodnight Jack
17. Legal briefs
18. Your last phone call
19. Twenty songs about the same thing
20. One pint
21. Trigger happy
22. The seventeen-hour workday
23. Lemon juice highlights
24. Kids upon the carriage
25. The Viking Room
26. Rollercoaster of love
27. Action figures
28. Out the window with the window
29. It would destroy you
30. Ambulance sirens
31. Regret
32. Regret
33. Regret
34.