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Matchmakers
01 July 2003

A cadre of girls at the day care have decided they're going to find me a girlfriend. They've been drawing up imaginary (I assume) personal ads featuring drawings of the prospects and a short description. Today they created Brittney Miller. Their description reads as follows:

    Pretty, smart, Funny, nice, good with kids, friendly,

    likes, men, cake, kids, laughing, long walks on beach, chinese

    25 years old she wants to

    be a doctor she's in med. school she wants a serious/freindly/nice boyfriend

    she likes school

A few observations:

1. Apparently, her passion for cake is second only to her fondness for men.
2. I later found out that Brittney Miller is in 7th grade.
3. Chinese what?


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