ODE TO THE CINEASTE POSEUR OVERHEARD AT THE PED MALL
How edifying to hear another
self-proclaimed film expert with a massive overbite
and a big nose pontificate on his favorite flicks,
his picks and pans, trying to flirt with his walking companion,
confessing that he feels guilty for buying Election
but can't help it. "It's dumb, but it's a cute comedy."
Matthew Broderick must be relieved to have
so narrowly escaped your razor-sharp censure.
Sorry to hear you feel "there just aren't that many
attractive women in movies these days" �
I'm sure they're grief-stricken to hear
there just aren't that many attractive movie-geek
armchair-critic dipshits in Iowa City these days.