Big Fucking Pub Crawl 2003

It started with an idea. An idea and a dream and a vision. A dream about an idea of a vision of ten bars in eleven hours. It's about Leisel's visionary idea and her dream of getting wasted, and an itinerary she printed and distributed herself. So at three o'clock we convened at the Vine, and it was on.

THE VINE
DRINKS CONSUMED: Water (I was still recovering from the previous night)

FITZPATRICK'S
DRINKS CONSUMED: 3 house beers
DRUNK MAILMEN CHATTED WITH IN BATHROOM: 1

THE GREEN ROOM
DRINKS CONSUMED: Just a coke.
FOOD CONSUMED: Fried alligator with spicy raspberry sauce. Delicious!
SHITTY GAMES OF POOL PLAYED: 1, by me and Dino "Pool Shark" Balocchi.

SAM'S
DRINKS CONSUMED: 2 Blue Moons
SONGS SUNG ALONG WITH: "Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi

QUINTON'S
DRINKS CONSUMED: Water (I know, I'm sorry. But I wanted to live)

MICKEY'S
DRINKS CONSUMED: 2 Boulevards
WAITRESSES' SECTIONS ENTIRELY FILLED BY OUR OBNOXIOUS GROUP: 1 (she wasn't happy)

THE ATLAS
DRINKS CONSUMED: 2 Boulevards
SONGS SUNG ALONG WITH: "Angel" by Shaggy (Thanks, Jamie)

THE Q BAR
DRINKS CONSUMED: 1 Rolling Rock
DIRECT HITS SCORED TO RANSOM'S ABDOMEN BY CHRIS' HEAD: 1 (see below)

THE DEADWOOD (the picture is shitty; so was I)
DRINKS CONSUMED: 2 Rolling Rocks (I think)
SONGS SUNG ALONG WITH: "Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody" by David Lee Roth
WHAT I INSISTED CLAYTON'S MIDDLE NAME WAS EVEN THOUGH IT'S ROBERT: Garrison

STUDIO 13 (ne� Alley Cat)
DRINKS CONSUMED: No idea. Two Heinekens, I think. One of them was free.

PHONE CALLS I MADE TO DINO, AFTER HE LEFT, INSISTING THAT WE LISTEN TO SOME BOSTON IMMEDIATELY: 1
WHAT I REPEATEDLY SAID TO RANSOM'S PUNJABI FRIENDS: Haanji! (It's the only Punjabi I know; they were kind enough to humor me)
WHAT I PURCHASED AT THE L&M SHOP ON THE WAY HOME: Bacon and a gallon of 2% milk
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN KENDRA EXITED THE BATHROOM AT LEAH'S: Ransom door-tricked her

THE BEST PICTURE OF THE EVENING:

God, it was awesome.

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