All you really need to know is that I brought my mom and my aunt to a party and got them drunk and it was awesome. Then on the way home my friends kicked a marshmallow several blocks before I picked it up and ate it, then washed it down with the gallon of milk I was carrying. I later dropped the milk, which caused it to leak, so I had to carry it upside down. We passed a guy standing in the street drinking beer. I hoisted my upside-down milk in the air as a greeting; he said milk and beer don't mix. I said I know, that's why we can't hang out.