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Presidential Debate Mad Libs
01 October 2004

Man, that certainly was a(n) [adjective] debate last night! For a while, I

thought [Candidate] held his own against [Candidate], but after about [unit

of time], and especially after the question about [geographical location],

the tables seemed to turn ever so [adverb]. Suddenly, [Candidate] showed

a slightly [adjective] [noun] [preposition] [Candidate]. Still, it was anyone�s

[noun]. One thing�s for sure: when [Proper noun ending in "Lehrer"] [adverb]

asked [Candidate], "[Interrogative]?", everyone in the room was [verb ending in �ing]

their [body part]. No one thought [Candidate] would be able to [verb] this [gerund].

But [Candidate] [past tense verb] [adverb]. [Candidate]�s answer about [nominative

clause ending in "terrorism"] was especially [adjective]. (I must admit that

I [past tense verb] when [Candidate] mispronounced [adjective rhyming with

"pewclear"].) By the time [Candidate] [compound pluperfect clausative verbal phrase]

[stative participle] and [reciprocal pronoun] [Candidate]�s [redefining relative

clause] [contranym], it was clear that the night belonged to [Candidate]. One

thing�s for sure: as we [verb] into the [ordinal number] [noun] of this [synonym

for "farce"], the world will be [verb ending in �ing] both [Proper noun rhyming

with "Berry"] and [Proper noun ending in "Bush"].


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