AN ALPHABETICAL LIST OF REASONS I HATE MY JOB:
1. Always answering assinine questions
2. Bastards and Bitches and Babies, oh my
3. Cleaning up puke
4. Don�t treat me like a human being, or anything, you shithead
5. Economy is bad, I don�t make enough money
6. Fucking fat fucking assholes who are fucking loud and fucking rude, fuck
7. Great Grisham, Batman! These books are crap!
8. Harry Potter needs a good kick in the face
9. Investing in Self-Help books will leave you emotionally bankrupt
10. JP ... you know, that condescending asshole with the long hair who�s rude to customers
11. Kiss me, I�m a bookseller
12. Leeches sucked out my brain
13. Motherfuckers, finally, do it, finally, you are a meatface
14. Nihilists and Narcissists uNite for a Noble Barn of Books
15. Oprah
16. Pornography is starting to look like a more lucrative venture ... that, and dealing drugs
17. Quirky Qustomers with Quinky reading habits make me queasy!
18. Read a magazine somewhere else, Retardy McRetard!
19. Salinger wrote more than one book, saccharine sorority sophomores!
20. Television is better than reading if it�ll keep you out of my face
21. Urge yourselves to be more self-reliant, ugly housewives!
22. Void your bowels somewhere else, vacuous high schoolers!
23. Wash your hands after defecating, fuckbrain!
24. Xylophone
25. Yearning for upward mobility
26. Zebras are happier than I am because I am unhappy when I am at work, because I hate my job, which makes me unhappy.
I feel much better now.