So apparently the thing to do if you�ve been awake for eighteen hours is to drink three beers and then, when your roommate realizes you have all the ingredients for a white russian, to accept his offer of said drink, made with suspiciously lumpy half & half, which is the perfect thing to finally put you to sleep at one a.m. It�s also imperative that you set your alarm for eight p.m., so that when your roommate�s girlfriend knocks on your bedroom door at 8:46 a.m. and asks you if you�d like to be in control of your own destiny this morning, you answer with the obligatory �Oh shit.�

Also, my Chicagoist contribution.

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